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THE 8 TYPES OF LADIES YOU WILL SEE IN LOCAL TRAINS


THE 8 TYPES OF LADIES YOU WILL SEE IN LOCAL TRAINS
They are not ladies.
You don’t need statistics to prove that we spend way too much time commuting from place to place. This time can be spent in meaningful pursuits, like getting actual work done, or you could while it away making generalizations about people.
1. Chatty Stranger Lady: She is your new BFF for the journey. Not only will you have to answer all sorts of exhaustive ‘life story’ questions, you will also likely be given advice on relationships, career choices, marriage and most importantly, pimples.
2. Reading Your Texts Lady: There is no privacy in local trains. Not when you’re five people packed into sitting space made for three. This waiving of rights to personal space means that these ladies will also get to know about the boyfriend trouble your friend is having, so you may as well get a consensus before giving the friend advice.
3. Displaced Domestic Goddess Lady: There are vegetables in little bags, and there is a peeler and maybe a knife, but this is not a kitchen! Yeh ho kya raha hai?
4. Quarrel-Ready Lady: Some women get into the trains just waiting to start a fight. The smallest thing will set them off. E.g. – The train lurched so you lean into her a little. Someone’s bag brushed her shoulder. Boss called and she has to work this weekend. Pretty much anything.
5. “Tracks=Personal Dustbin” Lady: There’s always at least one. One person who will get up and chuck her trash out of the window, or worse, pass it along to whoever’s at the window to do it for her. Point to note: Think very carefully before you lecture this lady about her behaviour. “Tracks=Personal Dustbin” Lady could very well also be Quarrel-Ready Lady.
6. Family Ladies (and Kids): You will know they plan to board the train by the cacophony that precedes their entry. It is unlikely that they will all get to sit near each other. So now they will communicate with each other extremely loudly because of course, the seats in the compartment are so, so far apart.
7. Over-eager to Alight Lady: She will hound anybody waiting at the door when her station is coming up. And she will do so even when you are purposefully standing facing the exit, as close to the edge as possible without falling off. “Utar rahe ho?” “Nahi aunty main idhar stunt maar rahi hu.”
8. Sullen Headphones Lady: If you notice someone staring at you for far too long, it’s probably a Sullen Headphones Lady. Like yours truly, sitting in a corner and thinking mean thoughts about everybody else.
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